The weird philosophy of wwjd worms in the garden

Thinking about wwjd worms might sound like the setup for a strange joke, but it actually opens up a pretty hilarious and weirdly deep rabbit hole about how we treat the smallest things on this planet. You remember those "What Would Jesus Do" bracelets from back in the day, right? They were everywhere. Usually, people applied them to big life choices—like whether to forgive a friend or how to handle a tough boss. But what happens when you take that moral compass and point it directly at a pile of dirt filled with squirming red wigglers? ...

May 6, 2026 · 6 min · Malone Glanell